Who: NPC Shadowscape Employee and Vamps, Open to Others
What: A Pleasant Night Gets an Unexpected Shot of Adrenaline
When: Friday Night
Where: Joe’s Grotto
Ratings: Eventual Violence, Language (Probably)
If you want to do something terrible, pick an unexpected place.
Not a nightclub with a dozen exits. Not a celebrity hot spot neck-deep in security
Pick Joe’s Grotto, a cozy little venue with a smooth-polished bar and the amber ambiance of a womb. Let it whisper its siren song of indie art and culture and obscurity into the ears of its A-list loyalists. Bonus: It’s close enough to Plainsite to guarantee employees in the crowd, especially with one of the studio’s favorite songbirds texting about a “surprise” late-night set.
(It pays to have the inside scoop...)On your way to do the dirty work, tip your favorite slimebag paparazzo.
Set up shop at the bar with one of Joe’s famous cocktails and a cell phone. Blend in. Leave your fanged friends outside to await your signal...